Hey Finn, have some candy! /Hands a bottle of ritalin/
!!!
CANDY!!
…
[Drops to the floor.] …. @no
Yaaay!!
Tell the Harvest Goddess? [holds him firmly] I'd like to see you try! Hmph.
… …… ……….
D8>
[FLAILS!]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
HARVEST GODDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
[grabs Finn by the scruff and glares at him] Crying isn’t going to get you anything! Stop it right now.
Snf— [Pouts but stops crying as Jamie picks him up.] B-but—
… [Eyes widen.] D-DON’T MANHANDLE ME!
[Flails!] I’M GOING TO TELL THE HARVEST GODDESS—!
Welp.
*sighs as well, bringing a hand up to pinch the bridge of her nose before nodding her head* Ah, yeah…hold on…
*leaves to go get her ladder*
[Sits on the roof while he waits for the ladder, letting go of Finn— or rather, letting go of nothing. Swings his legs a bit, looking like a child in detention. Dressed up as Commander Gilligan.]
[Glances over at Molly’s barn— which is now bright blue.] …
[Glances back in the direction of town.] …
… [Sighs, putting his face in his hands.] …
HRF— [Flits up as soon as he lets go, wobbling as if recovering from a massive attack - whips off his goggles.] Whaaao— I’ll take the sky any day—-
… [Sticks out his tongue at Gill.] YOU DON’T PLAY FAAAAAIR! Hmf! [Flies away to try to go recover his dignity in the Harvest Goddess’s chest.]
[Grits his teeth] Hey, don’t cry! It’s just a stupid cake![folds his arms, trying to be as reassuring as he can] No harm done.
[Sobs uncontrollably, falling back into the mess on the shattered plate.] BUT— I— REALLY WANTED IT—
… Hrf—
Hrk— [Climbing awkwardly. Isn’t very strong, so has to take occasional breaks. Glances up as Finn flits closer.] …
…
… HRF— [Snatches Finn out of the air King Kong style and continues to climb the side of the building.] IT’S— CURTAINS— FOR— YOU—!
[Stares.] … …. [Gets closer.] … do you need any h— URK!
[FLAILS!]
MOLLY! GET THIS GUY OFF ME!
(Source: three-dollar-gill, via three-dollar-gill)
[Also staring at the animals.]
…
… CURSES! How did my attack fail twice?! I’d thought for sure the second time would be the charm!
WH—
[Jumps back, starting to panic as nothing happens to the ground— but slowly backs up towards Molly’s house anyway.] You— you FOOL! Look what you’ve done! You’ll destroy everything— everything I worked so hard to conquer!!
[Starts climbing the side of Molly’s house to escape the lava.] RGGGG!!!
AHAHAHA! I’m no FOOL! You’re the FOOL!
I won’t let you have your way with me, Commander! [POSES DRAMATICALLY!] NUH-UH!
It’s only lava WHERE YOU STAND ON IT! Ahahaha! … ALSO THE HARVEST GODDESS MADE IT LIKE REALLY POWERFUL SO THAT IT WOULDN’T LIKE— BURN PLANTS OR GOOD THINGS!
YEAH! …….. [Watches him climb.] … … …
… [Stares.] …
[Flits up next to him and poses as he gets close to the top.] YOU CAN’T ESCAPE! BECAUSE— I’LL USE MY SUPER SECRET ULTRA BEST ATTACK NEXT!
(Source: three-dollar-gill, via three-dollar-gill)
[smirks] Of course I’ve always been— YOU MORON! [covers own mouth when it’s too late]
D:>
… b-but I didn’t—
THE CAAAAAAAAAKE—!
URGH!!
[Clutches his chest, staggering back a step— struck by the Awesome Attack. Ragged breathing.] Hrf— your Awesome Attack is too awesome— I’m awed and attacked! BUT DON’T THINK THAT YOU’VE WON!!
ANIMAL GANG! ATTACK!! [Blows his animal whistle obnxiously loudly.]
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YEAH! IT’S SO AWESOME! [Balls his hands up and fist pumps.] YEAH!!!
OH REALLY! I’m afraid I can’t let you DO THAT, Gilligan—!
ANIMALS, ANIMALS!
BREAK FREE FROM THE SPELL!♪
[Poses dramatically in the air. Molly’s cow nearby just stares, switching its tail. Figaro moves on to chew on more grass. One of the chickens poops and moves on to peck at the ground more.]
…
AHA! SEE! YOU CAN’T USE THEM TO GET ME, COMMANDER GILLIGAN!
ESPECIALLY WHEN— I— MAKE THE FLOOR LAVA! [Waggles his fingers at the ground.] AHAHAHAH—!
(Source: three-dollar-gill, via three-dollar-gill)
